SATIRE - "WOKE" JAMES BOND...PRETTY AMUSING, COURTESY OF CROTON'S TOM FARANDA'S FOLLY

Welcome to Everything Croton, a collection of all things Croton--our history, our homes, our issues, our businesses, our schools, our houses of worship--in short, EVERYTHING CROTON.

And now courtesy of Croton's TOM FARANDA'S FOLLY--click below...this was pretty funny indeed.

(Not BB) - Coming to theaters - "Woke" James Bond

And for fans of the REAL James Bond, some additional links you may enjoy:

--GOLDFINGER! MORE HERE

--EFSP'S DAZZLING DOZEN: THE EURO-SPY CRAZE; MORE HERE

AND on a related serious note--from the GET WOKE, GO BROKE files, just a small sampling of the latest:

THINGS GO BETTER WITH COKE...NOT...WOKE-COCA-COLA GOES FLAT, PAUSES AGGRESSIVE DIVERSITY PLAN AFTER CHIEF LAWYER RESIGNS

WOKE 3 HOUR 2021 ACADEMY AWARDS, VIEWERSHIP PLUNGES  https://everythingcroton.blogspot.com/2021/04/woke-three-hour-long-oscar-viewership.html

CHARLIE'S ANGELS GOT WOKE AND...click here

BATWOMAN, THE TERMINATOR, GOT WOKE AND...click here.

AND FROM ONE OF OUR FAVES:  'Mr. Bean' actor Rowan Atkinson compares cancel culture to 'medieval mob looking for someone to burn'...said cancel culture was eroding freedom of speech and made him fearful for the future. MORE AT https://www.insider.com/mr-bean-rowan-atkinson-compares-cancel-culture-to-medieval-mob-2021-1