Tuesday, April 30, 2019

NEW FROM SUSAN KONIG, HOW TO GET YOUR KID INTO A TOP COLLEGE WITHOUT GETTING ARRESTED!!!!!!

Welcome to Everything Croton, a collection of all things Croton--our history, our homes, our issues, our businesses, our schools, our houses of worship--in short, EVERYTHING CROTON.

AND NOW THE LATEST FROM FORMER CROTON RESIDENT AND AUTHOR SUSAN KONIG...

How to Get Your Kid into a Top College Without Getting Arrested

Moms and Dads, if you’ve ever wondered how to get your child into college without having the feds show up at your house with guns drawn, you’ve come to the right place. Try this one weird old trick to get kids into the college of their choice — no bail necessary.

My husband and I have sent three kids off to college. In a few years, number four gets the boot, too. As all parents — even super wealthy celebrities — know, the college search, application, and acceptance process is stressful! But we never went all Veruka Salt and demanded, “I want an Oompaloompa — and acceptance to USC for my kid — now!” READ MORE HERE.

Susan Konig is the author of Why Animals Sleep So Close To The Road (and other lies I tell my children), I Wear The Maternity Pants In THIS Family, and Teenagers and Toddlers Are Trying To Kill Me all from Willow Street Press

1 comment:

  1. Got to love those Hollywood elites! Thanks Susan! You are surely missed.

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