YOUR SUNDAY MORNING SMILE--BREAKING NEWS--EDITOR OF THE CROTON CHRONICLE DENIES RUMORS THAT ALL THOSE DRONES EMANATE FROM THEIR CROTON HQ

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BREAKING NEWS:Editor of The Croton Chronicle denies rumors that all those drones emanate from the publication’s headquarters in Croton.

“Given how well we cover events in the village, we can understand why some people might think that,” he said. “But we have enough trouble keeping our one laptop limping along and cannot afford that kind of technology.”

The editor added that if enough people took out paid subs to the Chronicle, it might be able to come up with the down payment for one drone. For more information see: (45) The Croton Chronicle | Michael Balter | Substack